Hardly help...
ROFL

no u.

olias wrote:

Don't even mention it happening for real. I am already a walking talking boner as is, that would hardly help.

I too am practically a walking boner.

I had a dream where I was sitting in my living room playing a game where I was that wierd little guy who kept hitting himself. And I was running around collecting crystals in my neighborhood.

Then all of the sudden I was actually in the game. And I went to one of my old friends house. and there was this kid in there and he started to freak out and he ran into a room. So I went in the room after him trying to calm him down and there was no one there except for this hole in the ground. So i went down this ladder. and at the bottom floor there where a bunch of Anubis's wrapped in TP. and then I saw this table with a vase on it. I turned around and accidently knocked the vase over and there was this black smoke coming from it. So I ran up the ladder and went into the kitchen.

And saw my moms ex-B/F talking to one of my old friends mom. And all of the sudden this Banshee came from out of the room I just came out of and Tore out My friends moms heart from her chest and threw it down on the ground. But when I looked at the ground it was a bloody Teddy-Bear. Then the banshee threw her down and started talking to my moms Ex-B/F. They started talking to eachother like they were best friends, until I was like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!".

And then the banshee turned to me and took control of this dodge ball. The ball grew this evil looking face and started chasing me. I ran through the entire neighborhood trying to escape from this floating demon dodge ball. And then I tried to jump a really tall fence, and as I threw my leg over it, the ball hit the fence and shot up and hit me......then I woke up.

then when I tried to sleep again after that. I had this dream the Disney became like this Nazi government and took control of everything that is Media oreinted. Music, movies, Television, radio, books, ect......everything.

When I sleep I escape the weird dream.

I came across a vial full of cocaine, and decided I'd hang on to it. At first I just wanted to see what a little bit felt like, and before I knew it I'd snorted all of it. Then there was a dog that would attack me if Finntroll was playing anywhere nearby.

I dreamt I was working at a Tru-Value Hardware Store, just walked in and they put me to work--no W-4s to fill out, no drug test, just "get to work, boy!"

I had a really good dream about Hayley Williams and a friend the other night.

Last night I had a dream that I was at Scream the Prayer and impending doom went up to play, and it was an acoustic set O.o...and that all the rest of the bands sucked.Than I got captured by some crazy people and they started torturing a group of us till we gave them information. First they branded us....but it didn't hurt....than minutes later they walked in the room with an iron O.o, I'm glad I woke up before I could see what they were going to do to with it to me.

I had a dream that I was in a hotel room and in the dresser drawers were all these sweets and candies, but I was counting carbs. I was looking at a bunch of them – I looked at some marshmallows and read the back, it said New 20G carbs Old 50G carbs. The marshmallows looked old so I didn’t eat them.

I then was standing next to a bed with sorted laundry on it, and was peeing on the bed around the laundry. Then I had this impending sense of “I better clean this up” and got out this can of Lysol that sprayed like a garden hose and hosed the hell out of the bed. I woke up and I had to pee.

i used to have this dream every once in a while where i was being chased by lemmy for some reason, then once i get home i realize i have a black and white rickenbacker 4001