LOL, nope!

Ever jumped out of a plane?

I wish.

Listen to Kansas?

Nope.

Like your coffee black or are you a woman?

Coffee is for wimps . . . be like Chuck Norris and chew some coffee beans instead.



Have you figured out how the washing machine works?

Of course. I also discovered what it means to be "Normal". It's a setting on the washing machine.

Ever rubbed another man's rhubarb?

Hmmmmmm, I'm not a man so it can't be "another man" and I've never had a rhubarb............. sorry


Ever permed your hair?

Fortunately, no. Although when it gets humid, it does get curly

What did you just step in?

I'm not sure.........................

Do you own any spandex?

I can neither confirm nor deny that

How long have you had your dancing police dog named Josephine?

2 years. I'm teaching her to Conga. It's going pretty good, but she needs to work on her footwork.


!!!!..........Dude?!

Duuuuuuuuude

Duuude??

Yep!

And?

Pretty much.

W3RD?

4 R33LZ!11!!!1

Speaking of reels, do ya fish?

Yes, and I put on my own bait. I'm getting pretty good at it. I guess you could say...



I'm a master baiter.



Huh?

Whuh???

Have you finished your knitting project?

It's always a work in progress

Is it time for lunch yet?

It's always time for lunch

Are you going to be in the chatroom here on November 8th to chat with the members of Promise Land and listen to their new single on Metal Pulse Radio?

Maybe!!


Are you looking forward to hear the new Promise Land single?

They play music????

Have you tried duct tape to fix your "problem"?

Yes!

Did you get rid of the rash?

No, and the doctor said you should get tested, too. Anyone I've been with within the last 3 weeks, so...


If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Toasters dont toast toast, because toast dont toast. Toasters toast toast. Toast dont toast toast.

How much is that doggie in the window?

About $3.50 (kudos and a shiny gold star for the person who knows that reference)

Did you really get disqualified from the track meet because you forgot your pants again?

That none of your damn business Dan, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but wouldn chuck wood because that would chuck the wood into the woods and hit Chuck the woodchuck, who would chuckle?