http://www.wwlp.com/dpp/news/local/lord-jesus-christ-hit-by-car

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.

Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.

Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.

So Jesus has been hiding out in Massachusetts! I knew it!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/

"NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk."

So, Lord Jesus Christ is his real name. I wonder what he looks like.

mazzie wrote:

At least I'm glad that there is a big difference between Lord Jesus Christ and Yeshua the Messiah.

Death over Life wrote:

At least I'm glad that there is a big difference between Lord Jesus Christ and Yeshua the Messiah.

And that is????

Im sooo bad.

Death over Life wrote:

At least I'm glad that there is a big difference between Lord Jesus Christ and Yeshua the Messiah.

Didn't you hear? Yeshua the Messiah got mugged in front of a Burger King in Asheville, North Carolina.

Hguols wrote:

Death over Life wrote:

At least I'm glad that there is a big difference between Lord Jesus Christ and Yeshua the Messiah.

Didn't you hear? Yeshua the Messiah got mugged in front of a Burger King in Asheville, North Carolina.

Links?

Death over Life wrote:

Hguols wrote:

Death over Life wrote:

At least I'm glad that there is a big difference between Lord Jesus Christ and Yeshua the Messiah.

Didn't you hear? Yeshua the Messiah got mugged in front of a Burger King in Asheville, North Carolina.

Links?

I only have this picture:

^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So, this guy Lord Jesus Christ, is he a classic car enthusiast or mechanic? I think Ministry did a song about him years ago...