Huge fan here!
My favorite quote of the entire Kevin Smith film series:
Little Girl: Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb *******. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!