Exhumed wrote:

SSG Jake wrote:

Me in the studio right after getting pinned E-6 Staff Sergeant:

Why do I feel that there's something wrong with that flag patch?

Nothing is wrong with it, it's just a mirror image.


EDIT: No, wait, the posters in the back say I'm wrong.

Jake..

AWWWWW!!!! Someone fix his flag badge!

Hguols wrote:

AWWWWW!!!! Someone fix his flag badge!

Joking? lol

Jake, that hair is looking a little long on the top. I want to see you in the barber's chair by 1600.

My beautiful wife and me





This is me, my mom, and my brother Shane (who now lives in Florida )




This is me with Zack and Matthew of Dysfunctional Rotout/Willow Mount
(That's a Petra cassette in Matthew's hand haha)




And this is just me, driving and drinking a Citrus Drop. Hoorah for cheap, non-name brand soda!

Hguols wrote:

Exhumed wrote:

SSG Jake wrote:

Me in the studio right after getting pinned E-6 Staff Sergeant:

Why do I feel that there's something wrong with that flag patch?

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! ^_^

LOL!
It's meant to be backwards. Because we're at war, all soldiers are authorized to wear it. It's meant to give the impression that the soldier is moving forward into battle, with the flag flying behind. So all of yall shut the hell up!

Kamerad Ash wrote:

Jake, that hair is looking a little long on the top. I want to see you in the barber's chair by 1600.

*stands at Parade Rest*SERGEANT!! ARMY REGULATION 670-1, THE WEAR AND APPEARENCE OF THE ARMY UNIFORM, STATES THAT A MALES HAIR MUST BE OFF THE EARS, OFF THE EYEBROWS, BE TAPERED IN THE BACK, AND NOT BE DEEMED FADDISH BY UNIT LEADERSHIP!!! THEREFORE, I AM 100% WITHIN REGULATION, AND WILL NOT BE CUTTING MY HAIR, SERGEANT!!! I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY STRESS THIS MISUNDERSTANDING MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU, AND FURTHER WISH TO THANK YOU FOR BEING ATTENTIVE TO THE APPEARENCE OF YOUR SOLDIERS!!!!! YOU ARE A FINE NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICER, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO CARRYING OUT YOUR LAWFUL ORDERS IN THE FUTURE, SERGEANT!!!*snaps to Attention, performs an About Face, takes the shortest path to the door, closes it behind him, and mutters under his breath*Douche...

SSG Jake wrote:

Kamerad Ash wrote:

Jake, that hair is looking a little long on the top. I want to see you in the barber's chair by 1600.

*stands at Parade Rest*SERGEANT!! ARMY REGULATION 670-1, THE WEAR AND APPEARENCE OF THE ARMY UNIFORM, STATES THAT A MALES HAIR MUST BE OFF THE EARS, OFF THE EYEBROWS, BE TAPERED IN THE BACK, AND NOT BE DEEMED FADDISH BY UNIT LEADERSHIP!!! THEREFORE, I AM 100% WITHIN REGULATION, AND WILL NOT BE CUTTING MY HAIR, SERGEANT!!! I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY STRESS THIS MISUNDERSTANDING MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU, AND FURTHER WISH TO THANK YOU FOR BEING ATTENTIVE TO THE APPEARENCE OF YOUR SOLDIERS!!!!! YOU ARE A FINE NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICER, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO CARRYING OUT YOUR LAWFUL ORDERS IN THE FUTURE, SERGEANT!!!*snaps to Attention, performs an About Face, takes the shortest path to the door, closes it behind him.

Best post ever when read how it's supposed to be read.





Recent pictures of myself (past two weeks)...

my best pants ever-

Rockstar.

Best shoes too.

That ain't nothing. I've had worse.

Kamerad Ash wrote:

That ain't nothing. I've had worse.

Pictures... or it didn't happen. ^_^

Me and my friend lora.. on saturday night.. I was really buzzed and was dancing like a mad man around her. The look on her face says it -- ANd this picture looks like we are doing Russian dancing.. lolzers.

SSG Jake wrote:

Isn't the flag patch supposed to look like this?

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olias wrote:

SSG Jake wrote:

Isn't the flag patch supposed to look like this?

Only if deployed. Even then, it's unit authorized. There's a newer one, that's IR. That subdues one is falling out of favor, as I understand it. But anywho, in Garrison, you wear the colored one.

Grundle Face^

That is nothing short of amazing, dude.

Kamerad Ash wrote:

Me and my friend lora.. on saturday night.. I was really buzzed and was dancing like a mad man around her. The look on her face says it -- ANd this picture looks like we are doing Russian dancing.. lolzers.

"Smoke..."

"Not now Jerry. He's just drinking for taste..."

Cut my foot down to an artery last night. there was blood everywhere.. had to go get stitches

Daaaaaamn! How?

Two days ago:



Yesterday: